Category: humor

Stephen has Needs…

Seems I missed the point of this meme. In order to obtain the 10 things that I apparently need, I'm supposed to use Google to find usable statements that are preceded by 'insert-name-here needs'. To give each statement some validity, I've put the corresponding link upon the end of each.It took a while, but I... Continue Reading →

Stephen Needs…

I always enjoy a meme that involves honesty, truth and the human brain. Found via another Steve, I hereby list my 'needs': Stephen needs nothing more than a new direction. Because he has his health, a brain, the ability to breathe and a roof over his head. Stephen needs to clean out the clutter, metaphorically,... Continue Reading →

Comedy of Colours

I was digging through my archives looking for interesting photographs that had people in them to test the Orton Effect upon. When I found this, I changed direction. I figured I'd have more fun breaking this into three separate layers so I could put some colour back into the wall-art whilst making the wall monochrome.... Continue Reading →

Six Stories Tall

I give to you six interesting facts about me that you most likely would not know. Whilst you all should know that I am a U2-fanatic, that we have four cats, that I like photography and that I love my wife, you probably don't know about these six interesting facts: 1. Round the Rock Collection... Continue Reading →

A Doghouse Your Husband Wish He Had

The Dog House Your Husband Wish He Had

In case the moderators of comments on articles at the DailyMail News disapprove of my opinion, here is what I have to say about the £250,000 Dog House: Sounds like someone trying to get around council bylaws regarding extensions. Rather than having an extra lounge room, they've decided to call it the 'dog house'. Trust... Continue Reading →

Almost Xmas 2008

This started as a comment to Shai Coggin's Decoration Weekend (where her small family enjoyed two days of covering the interior of their home with coloured reflective paper products) that grew into something worth publishing here. The wife and I have collected enough decorations over the last few years to wrap the earth twice, and... Continue Reading →

Say Uncle, Say Lego

Say Uncle Say Lego

Prelude This article was first published in 2008, back when image hosting links felt permanent and the internet seemed a little less fragile. Over time, the photographs that originally accompanied this piece disappeared, leaving references to images that no longer exist. Rather than let the article age awkwardly, it has been lightly amended to remove... Continue Reading →

50 Weird Things About Me

50 Weird Things about Stephen Mitchell

For some strange reason this meme is doing the rounds on Redbubble. So I figured it is my turn to answer 50 QUESTIONs about myself. Here goes: 1. Do you like blue cheese?Yeah. This question better not be an indication of where the rest of this survey is going. NEXT! 2. Have you ever smoked... Continue Reading →

Knocking You Down to Build You Up

Knocking You Down to Build You Up

The future is mine. Get your own. Not even a deity can revoke this license. Moments of fate are merely luck in bad disguises. I have abandoned the 'Fate Program' - it had a fatal error in its coding. Some slacker forgot to install the 'or' factor. Here are some of the new rules. Anybody... Continue Reading →

How to Make $25G in 2Months

Bag of Cash

I have a habit of writing lengthy and long-winded comments on other people's articles ... then figuring the word-count is worthy of an article upon itself. Therefore this is my response to Darren's article asking "How do I Make Money Fast Blogging?": Various Ways to make $25G's in two months: Buy a game of Monopoly... Continue Reading →

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