Category: humor

Altercation on Adelaide Train

Tuesday is normally a normal day, with normal events happening in a normal order. But today that was not to be the case. Let's start at the beginning. After a short night of sleep, I awoke at 6.45am. The usual formalities followed, including showering and dressing for work. A hearty breakfast to put some weight... Continue Reading →

Cranium

Finally, a portrait from the other side: Don't ask me why, I just felt like shooting the back of my head.

I Hate Umbrellas

I hate umbrellas. Yeah, it's a weird thing to hate, yet it's with good reason. Umbrellas seem to be my one and only true enemy. My height off the ground invites the spine of each umbrella-wing straight into my eyes. It doesn't matter how tall the holder is, they are always held at just height... Continue Reading →

Six Jobs To Do Before 25 Years Old

Just for something completely different to what I normally talk about, here are six jobs that everyone should try at least once before they are twenty-five years old: 1. Builders labourer. This is sold work that will put muscles on your body and brain. The industry is getting smarter as young people realise that plumbers,... Continue Reading →

How to Crash a Computer

I didn't do it, it wasn't me, I was never there. Well, I was there to photograph yet I have no idea who threw it over the cliff. But I am so glad we spotted these monitors at the base of this cliff. Do you think it was murder suicide, euthanasia or a silly demolition... Continue Reading →

The Twelve Days of Techno-Xmas

This article first published on December 9, 2004, 1:22 AM on one of my previous blogs. No I did not write it, I must have found it somewhere on the internet. Still gives me a laugh, so figured it was time for republication. Note that I have matched the date and time, but five years... Continue Reading →

Blogging for Graceland

Paul Simon could see into the future. Here is the proof: "Why am I soft in the middle now? : Overweight, under exercised, incorrect calorie intake - too many late night microwave meals, and too much time in front of the computer. What more can I say, other than to put my hand up, and... Continue Reading →

Five Steps to DIY Furniture

1. Have an open space to work in. Preferably an area where you don't have to shimmy along walls to get around the object being constructed. There is nothing worse than having to stand at an odd angle to push an Allen-key into a hole you cannot see that only has a 120degree arch. Wait,... Continue Reading →

My Four Twin Brothers

I've accomplished the seemingly impossible: I've cloned myself!. After many phone calls around Australia, all four of us met in my backyard for this photo shoot. Below are my four clone brothers wearing two of my Redbubble shirts and two t-shirts purchased from other Redbubble artists, and me wearing an un-official Apple iPhone shirt! Yes,... Continue Reading →

Design Is…

Design Is

These are STILL the most popular images upon my Flickr Gallery! This all started in September 2006 when I made half-a-dozen images with IRFANVIEW. Now I make new graphics for the DESIGNIS meme when a little bored. Plus it helps show far my graphic-editing/creation skills have progressed. Views: 400 and growing fast! Views: 357 and... Continue Reading →

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