Seems I missed the point of this meme. In order to obtain the 10 things that I apparently need, I’m supposed to use Google to find usable statements that are preceded by ‘insert-name-here needs’. To give each statement some validity, I’ve put the corresponding link upon the end of each.
It took a while, but I found a few that were both relevant and amusing.
This started getting difficult. Unfortunately not enough Stephens are telling the world what they need.
That was cool, my own previous post was already in Google-Search, even if buried a little deep. So I kept digging, looking for statements that were at least a little interesting, maybe funny and relevant.
6. Stephen needs to drink less soda. : #
7. Stephen needs to learn some end rhyme. : #
8. Stephen is a happy part of the Needish Community and still hasn’t written a biography. : #
9. Stephen needs convincing that a healthier lifestyle doesn’t mean a boring life. : #
10 Stephen needs to sort out what he is. Is he a penguin, a footballer or a free range ranger with Berghaus gear and woollie hat? : #
Hmmm. That was fun and amusing. I openly admit to ‘skipping over‘ a few options. Whilst this is a funny idea for a meme, there are some sites that were for Stephens with real needs that are not meant to be funny.