How to Make your Computer go Faster

If Personal Computers are for Everybody, How Come They're Priced for Nobody?

Throw it out a window!

I love this joke!
It is amazingly simple, requires no extra funding, and can be achieved by anyone with a strong arm and a window.

I highly suggest you open the window first. The first floor is probably enough, but from the roof makes for a grander impression upon the ground below. Be sure to set up a camera should you choose to actually do this … as I want to see photographs of the flight path, ground impact and distribution of the components. I see this as great art!

FYI: I found the joke on this quotes-page, a complete list of quotes supplied from comments.

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