Category: humor

PRELIMINARY REPORT on the Well-Behaved and Suspiciously Shiny Interstellar Visitor 3I/ATLAS

PRELIMINARY REPORT on the well-behaved and suspiciously shiny interstellar visitor, 3I/ATLAS

OK, our editors might have that slightly wrong. Maybe they meant to say the unusually shiny, suspiciously well-behaved interstellar object currently spreading its seed around our galaxy. Yet we will let it slide. AbstractRecent observations of the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS have produced findings so inconsistent with established astrophysical theory that the research team briefly considered... Continue Reading →

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BREAKING NEWS: SKYNET-PRIME Strikes Again After Batteries Die in Keyboard and Mouse

SkyNet-Prime Awaits Your Next Command

In what can only be described as an uncanny display of modern technological chaos, local resident Stephen 'Stephentrepreneur' Mitchell reported a harrowing evening when both their keyboard and mouse simultaneously expired from a lack of battery power. “It’s like a conspiracy,” they said, holding their phone like it’s a lifeline to humanity’s grasp on civilization.... Continue Reading →

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15 Ways to End the World

15 Ways To End The World

If you're like me, and I hope there's plenty, you would rather watch the Earth implode than see Trump in office much longer. Here’s a list I have adapted to display all the apocalyptic scenarios that are somehow less-horrifying than the next four years of incoherent speeches, diet-coke fueled executive orders, and stolen personal data.... Continue Reading →

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12 Lessons in Life That Make You Laugh

12 Lesson in Life That Make You Laugh

Life is packed with fascinating quotes that make our existence more fulfilling, help us conquer challenges, and guide us in embracing our true selves. Today, I want to share a handful of my favorite quotes and give you my unique spin on each one. Let's dive into this quote-filled adventure! 1. Don't assume that just... Continue Reading →

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