“I’m not looking for anyone special to have in my life anymore.”— Stephen Mitchell (#1: Late 1996 / #2: Mid 2025) I remember saying that out loud, half to myself, half to the universe, as if trying to seal the deal. Life was finally levelling out after a long, grey fog of loss and heartache.... Continue Reading →
BREAKING NEWS: SKYNET-PRIME Strikes Again After Batteries Die in Keyboard and Mouse
In what can only be described as an uncanny display of modern technological chaos, local resident Stephen 'Stephentrepreneur' Mitchell reported a harrowing evening when both their keyboard and mouse simultaneously expired from a lack of battery power. “It’s like a conspiracy,” they said, holding their phone like it’s a lifeline to humanity’s grasp on civilization.... Continue Reading →